Now Gaga, we don’t know if you had this outfit made, ran out of cash or simply had lots of meat in your freezer, but next time we advise you to go to the charity shop instead, because nothing in your wardrobe seems suitable.

Did you think that you might get hungry during the awards? The dress looks limp and lifeless, because it is; literally! You look like you just threw on minced meat and claimed it’s a unique, designer dress. The boots add a whole new level of … audacity to the outfit. You are wasting precious meat, people are starving all over the world and you are wearing beef?

The butcher just called us and he wants his meat back! It’s obvious that you just tied raw meat around your shoes for no apparent reason. To be honest, you’ve turned us vegetarian.

Your silver and blue hair just highlights that once again you have chosen the worst possible outfit. You’re hair and your meat clearly clash. For once you’ve made Nicki Minaj look elegant.

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Na’Imah Laurent Dixon

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17 responses »

  1. Anita Mac says:

    I would guess it wouldn’t smell to good after a while! Some hot stage lights and dancing and the meat may start to cook!!! I agree – that outfit is a fail!!!

  2. Aaron Owusu says:

    Na’Imah this is an excellent review good use of humour. Bravo!

  3. Nicole Marshall says:

    Good review Na’Imah , I agree the dress is awful.You have really gone in to detail about Lady Gaga’s meat dress.

  4. Sidal says:

    Great detail. I totally agree with this. Well done!

  5. Adrian Williams says:

    Na’imah, I’ve got all but one word for you. BRILL – I – ANT

  6. Katy Lay says:

    Lovely review Na’Imah. You have talked about Lady Gaga’s meat dress in great detail. I enjoyed reading it! Well done!

  7. Detta Waday says:

    Love it.

  8. Jourdn Preddie-Stewart says:

    Na`Imah, this is an exciting and both humourous review, well done!

  9. ChantelHBpencil says:

    Well done nice review. I like how you have used humour :)

  10. Sara Da Costa says:

    Hahahaha Na’Imah that was very funny. I agree she should have gone to the charity shop instead, I wonder how she can wear that, doesn’t her body get all sticky and gooey?! Ewww! :P

  11. EstherB says:

    Aahahahahah this is very funny Na’Imah I like your sense of humour :D

  12. MissBurland' says:

    Ahaaaa. This is very creative. Your very open minded and your review is very facinating. Keep up the good work kiddo ;)

  13. Ryanna Ryan says:

    hahaha your review was funny to read and you were very honest :)

  14. Brandi Roach says:

    Na’Imah this review is excellent! It really did make me laugh, you went into good detail about her dress. Ahahhaaha ;)

  15. lulu says:

    Hahahah. Na’Imah this is a brilliant review, well done.

  16. sonia obasogie says:

    WELL DONE NA’IMAH, I BET WHEN LADYGAGA READS THIS SHE WOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF.
    SO FUNNY! :)

  17. Noredin Bakkali says:

    Both informative and humorous review Na’imah, that immediately entices the reader. Well Done!

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