Lizzy Gardiner’s American Express Dress

Lizzy! Were you afraid your credit cards would be stolen while you were out at the Grammys? Most people would rather keep their money in the bank, and their plastic in their wallet, but it seems you have other plans. Surely you’re more likely to get robbed like that…

We know you celebs like to show off, but you don’t actually need to flaunt your credit cards for us to know how rich you are. Sure the dress is unique, but it screams arrogance and is clearly a crude attempt to steal the limelight from more stylish celebrities.

That dress is not only shocking, it’s blinding  too. Seriously, we need sunglasses to be able to see you. Next time when you are invited to an awards ceremony, wear something less … hmm, we don’t know – BLINDING!

There’s one thing we’d like to know though, as the sheer number of credit cards attached to your dress is making us suspicious… how did you get so many of them? Did you find them on the ground? Or, are you in fact a credit card thief? If so, don’t advertise your dirty little secret so publicly or you might not only be arrested by the fashion police, but by the real police too.

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Adrian Williams