Cee Lo, what were you thinking? Your choice of clothing is colourful enough to offend a rainbow, and mad enough to scare Lady Gaga… Nonetheless, you’ve achieved an amazing feat by clashing the most inoffensive pair of trainers on the market!
Were you planning on visiting a zoo after the Grammys? I wouldn’t if I were you, you might be mistaken for an animal escapee! Oh well, at least the local birds will enjoy nesting in your hat! You should get an enviromental award for conserving nature with your clothing.
Maybe you wanted to get noticed receiving your grammy awards. Oh wait, you didn’t get any… Never mind Cee Lo, because I’m awarding you one for the best chicken-on-steroids look! Oh and Cee Lo, be careful! KFC is quite popular nowadays…
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Laurel Mannering-Thorne
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Fantastic humorous review Laurel.