Now Gaga, we don’t know if you had this outfit made, ran out of cash or simply had lots of meat in your freezer, but next time we advise you to go to the charity shop instead, because nothing in your wardrobe seems suitable.
Did you think that you might get hungry during the awards? The dress looks limp and lifeless, because it is; literally! You look like you just threw on minced meat and claimed it’s a unique, designer dress. The boots add a whole new level of … audacity to the outfit. You are wasting precious meat, people are starving all over the world and you are wearing beef?
The butcher just called us and he wants his meat back! It’s obvious that you just tied raw meat around your shoes for no apparent reason. To be honest, you’ve turned us vegetarian.
Your silver and blue hair just highlights that once again you have chosen the worst possible outfit. You’re hair and your meat clearly clash. For once you’ve made Nicki Minaj look elegant.
Na’Imah Laurent Dixon