Angelina, Angelina, your pose is so fake. Do you really think you could come half naked to the Oscars and not get criticized for what you’re wearing? We know you’re proud of your pins but the ludicrously high cut of your dress is not that right leg any favours. In fact, it looks pretty sinister poking out of that heavy, velvet robe.
Now we know that posing on the red carpet is pretty much a given, but you didn’t need to keep it up all night long. Even when you presented the award the leg was still jutting out for all to see… and presumably admire.
Although it’s always a battle for the spotlight, next time we’d advise you to avoid focusing on one particular body part and concentrate on ensuring the whole outfit looks spot on.
Or perhaps next time you should just wear long johns to prevent any further indecent exposures.